@WSiefford: I'm so sorry my pet rock attacked you. Its just he really hates arrogant douche bags. Thank god he only hit your face.
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@HallpassCanada: Happy Thursday guys and remember. If you can't spot the douche at work today, then it's probably you.
@BeingDBEAST: Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!