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@SomthinBoutSara: I'm so stoned........ It took me three tries to turn out the bathroom light.

Turns out the toilet flush handle does not control the lights.

I’m so stoned…….. It took me three tries to turn out the bathroom light.

Turns out the toilet flush handle does not control the lights.

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