@flamingo_poet: I'm so tired of having to think, "What would a normal person do here?"
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@hell_homer: words are just a big scam. they all just mean other words. so you keep on using even more and more words. that's how they get you.
@Poopy_Pizza_Pal: *boss trying to relate to younger employees* "Excited for the weekend? I know I'll be *looks down at Wikipedia print-out* Yoloing for sure!"
@richforri: I like Tweets that are so good that when I send them to FB my old friends won't talk to me on the phone for a week.