@AphroditeAfter5: I'm sorry, all I hear is your perfume
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@TheMichaelRock: *sees Salvation Army bell ringer* "Here you go, buddy. Merry Christmas!" "Sir, we don't accept children." *runs away*
@thenatewolf: ME: Detectives on tv always take people to diners to ask them questions. DETECTIVE: [sighs] ME: Maybe a few pancakes would jog my memory.
@AmericanGent69: I'm at the point in life where if a girl dresses up in a french maid outfit I'd be more happy if she actually just cleaned my house for me..