@AphroditeAfter5: I'm sorry, all I hear is your perfume
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@ScorpionDong: Holy crap! This guy in the car next to me is absolutely losing his shit over "My Heart Will Go On"...said the guy in the car next to me
@TheToddWilliams: [heaven] ME: Lord? JESUS: My son ME: I have an important question JESUS: I know…The meaning of life is f- ME: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?
@AnissaClingman: My brother & I've competed for title of family black sheep for yrs. He checked in at a strip-club...on FB. Well played brother, well played
@just1fool: My six replaced the toilet paper roll all on her own and now I'm wondering who her real dad is.