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@AphroditeAfter5: I'm sorry, all I hear is your perfume
@Dawn_M_: I dated a guy in a band for two months before I realised he was just a sexy mop.
@Phook75: As I drop my child off to her first day of school it reminds me of how my mom dropped me off as well...except mom was ticketed for littering
@elwaytotheend: 10 bucks says when Dora grows up, she's gonna be a drug mule.
@karentozzi: Ten Ways To Tell If Your Kitchen Is Haunted:
1.) Flying forks
2.) Pre-fried eggs
3.) Fridge moaning/wailing
@patnspankme: I don't know if this is a good idea.
Narrator: He knew, in fact, it was an awful idea.