@Noneed4pantzthx: I'm sorry but I strongly disagree
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@envydatropic: Squirrels run around looking for food because they don't have access to technology and the endless supply of nuts on Twitter.
@Home_Halfway: Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
@Tommytoughstuff: *Picks up extra virgin olive oil. *smirks* "Not for long my friend. Not for long."
@iAmDelFreaky: Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring.