@Underchilde: I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time.
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@GrumpyBahr: Sorry I haven't tweeted much. Kathy on facebook was keeping us updated on her menstrual cramps.
@WheelTod: My wife says I've placed unreasonable expectations on our kids, but I think Superman and Wolverine will turn out just fine.
@noog: To the idiots who say ghosts aren't real, maybe you should watch this documentary called Ghostbusters.
@BrdnHatesYou: A 12 year old posts a selfie, 37 RTs and 1013 likes. I post a selfie, I lose 18 followers and my family disowns me.