@Underchilde: I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: The Constitution says nothing about it being illegal for cats to carry firearms and this worries me immensely.
@fatherofcomedy: They say genius skips a generation.In our case it fell off our family tree and died.
@DurtMcHurtt: Her: hey handsome, why don't you give me your number... Me: ...because I still need it.