@Love_bug1016: I'm sorry for the things I said when I was attempting to take off my sports bra.
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@thetits: PARK RANGER: to be a guide you need to be able to name all the animals ME: no problem [later w/ a group] ME: that’s Greg, & that's Linda…
@2tickytacky: He told her that trees blossom in her presence. What he meant was that she scares the sap back up into them.