@Love_bug1016: I'm sorry for the things I said when I was attempting to take off my sports bra.
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@msdanifernandez: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already. WebMD: TYPHOID FEVER
@stockejock: Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is when I get a notification that my mother has tagged me in a post on Facebook.
@GinAndJif: If you encounter someone who is massively overreacting to something, calm them down by laughing at them.
@Brentweets: Speed 3: Waitress has to keep talking about the day's specials or the entire restaurant explodes.