@Love_bug1016: I'm sorry for the things I said when I was attempting to take off my sports bra.
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@MichaelTrying: Top 3 screwdrivers: 1. Tool for turning screws 2. Vodka and orange juice 3. Method of Uber payment
@JohnLyonTweets: [flirting at Taco Bell] Trouble opening that sauce packet? Let me help. [seconds later] Let me help you get that sauce out of your hair.
@KimmyMonte: before camouflage clothing was invented, people would just stand still and make tree noises.