@Love_bug1016: I'm sorry for the things I said when I was attempting to take off my sports bra.
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@thenoahkinsey: I am AWFUL at picking up if a woman is into me. Even if one said, "I want to do you." I'd respond, "What do you mean? Like an impression?"
@daemonic3: "I'm a skeleton!" *kisses and hugs you* Stop that! *kisses and hugs you again* What kind of skeleton are you?!? "An XO skeleton"
@mrtruthandsoul: No thanks, ads to buy more followers; I get them the old-fashioned way: by telling them they're gonna die and I can save them.
@shariv67: Got so wasted last night, had to take a train home. And now I can't figure out how to return it.