@BritXNic: I'm sorry I committed a home invasion but somebody had to do something about those carpets.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: I may not have any friends but at least I know my cat will never ask me to help him move
@amusedkerching: If someone is bothering you with unneccessary calls to your cell number, post their number on eBay with the ad "iPhone 5S for $1 only"
@FreudsTwin: Rather than Anti-psychotic drugs, I prefer a more friendlier tone like Pro-sanity pills.
@KalvinMacleod: My kids are starting to ask questions that I don't know the answers to so I'm going to have to trade them in for dumber models.