@LousyBastard: I'm sorry I dropped your baby and doubly sorry I nudged it under the crib with my foot so you wouldn't notice.
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@SamuelHLowe: - What do you do to relax? - I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
@thepatrickwalsh: Tom Cruise has never starred in a movie where his character description didn't include the word "hotshot."
@taylortomlinson: I like horror movies because it's the only place insanely hot people are treated poorly