@spacej_me: I'm sorry I got salsa on your baby and I'm extra sorry I scraped it off with a chip
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@CarolinaSong: I'm at the bar & I'm trying to convince this girl with a leopard print shirt to go & bite this girl with a zebra print shirt.
@zwina_summer: My husband asked me why I never blink during sex, I told him there just isn't enough time.
@jwoodham: You give me butterflies. I give them back. Please stop handing me insects, it's really weird.
@GianDoh: Toy Story (1995): A young boy's toy chest becomes possessed by haunted dolls, forcing the family to move away. But the dolls find him.