@RdrJay47: I'm sorry I hosed off your toddler as he walked by my house but I can't afford to get sick right now.
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@Parkerlawyer: Hubs sent me this text: There's no wrong way to tell the person you love that their beautiful. Me: *they're.
@hipsterocracy: People shit on Columbus like they've never knocked on the wrong door and then murdered the people inside and lived there.