@NatetheEnigma: I'm sorry I jumped on you, from a distance you looked like a conclusion.
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@Fred_Delicious: [becomes allergic to the floor midway through a date & slowly floats out of a window]
@jen_says_nah: If you love something set it free, if it stays its yours Go on then pizza, leave! Get outta here..... *pizza stays *happy tears
@shutupmikeginn: I wish I were an octopus so that the answer to all of my problems would be, 'change color and escape in a cloud of ink'
@Bagyants: All police should quit, just to teach us a lesson. We'll beg them to beat and gas us, but they'll be like nope, you didn't appreciate it