@ddsmidt: I'm sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn't really prepared for any follow-up conversation.
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@nettie0918: My boss just informed me its unprofessional to tell customers congratulations when they call in to change last name due to divorce.
@__candypants: Thank God the conventions are over because now we can get back to the real issues: FOOTBALL.
@DaddyJew: Mechanic: what seems to be the problem? Me: nice try buddy, that's what I'm paying you for
@mugkip: i've always struggled spelling out "blood" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like "bbool"