@Dr_powpow: I'm sorry I poked your baby with your selfie stick but I didn't really know what to do with either of them.
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@celestinelea90: This guy's shirt said 'blink if you want me' and now my eyes are watering and I need to close them but ohmygod you guys I DO NOT WANT HIM
@WonderMonkey78: I love it when all my iPhone apps tremble in fear when I'm about to delete one of them. Makes me feel like God.
@Mister_Veritas: [first day in the mob] *leans over to mafioso* Hey, so, uhh, I've always wondered: are they all just named "Don" or...
@VeryLonelyLuke: I've been yelling for years. Now I'm convinced. I'm definitely the only one here playing Marco Polo.