@Dr_powpow: I'm sorry I poked your baby with your selfie stick but I didn't really know what to do with either of them.
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@RxitWounds: *Sits straight up in bed* "THE CHILDREN" *Kids are sitting in the produce department while two watermelons sleep peacefully in their beds*
@Beerhaze: Having a wife and daughters, I try bottles in the shower until I find one that doesn't burn my balls and wash myself all over with that one.
@Scdavis24: You're the reason why I wake up every morning... Just kidding, I have to go to work.