@Dr_powpow: I'm sorry I poked your baby with your selfie stick but I didn't really know what to do with either of them.
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@Xoolun: Went to the gym and asked the trainer. Could you help me do splits? Trainer: Sure How flexible are you? Me: I can only do Thursday.