@imdaintyaf: I'm sorry I punched you in the face when you said "I love you". Intimacy scares me. And you said it to my sister.
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@BuckyIsotope: *goes in for first kiss* *stops* Before this goes any further, I need to understand your position on naming our kids after water Pokèmon
@thejessbess: I wrote a poem: Dinosaurs, they used to roar, but... No more. Still mad atchu, meteor.
@jamitupin: The question is not what am I doing in your house, the question is why are you home from work early?