@THEDUTHCHESS: I'm sorry I put a collar on your baby. I thought it was a Pug.
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@angibangie: I took my kids to the playground and now they want me to push them on the swings. Jesus Christ, haven't I done enough?
@Elephart: When my wife forgets to fill up the fishtank I lower the ceiling a few inches every day until she remembers.