@THEDUTHCHESS: I'm sorry I put a collar on your baby. I thought it was a Pug.
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@pleatedjeans: Kids are so dumb u think Santa's elves made that PS4 yeah right like Sony would ever let that happen learn basic copyright law u lil shits
@StinkyGr33n: Joke I told my one-eyed coworker today: Me: What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye? Him: I give up Me: A terrorst
@Kendragarden: My mom just put a pic on Facebook that says, "Share if your daughter is beautiful AND smart." She tagged my sister.
@TheCiscoKidder: My wife never catches me scoping out the hot chick because she's too busy judging the hot chick.