@RdrJay47: I'm sorry I said the Nazis were also a party when you invited me to celebrate your kid's first birthday.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@kuuuuuu: *When I see someone else jaywalk* "What an idiot." *When I jaywalk* "I am a trained professional. Do not attempt this yourself."
@blondecalamity: Someone should have warned me, that when you have kids, they talk to you, like, ALL. THE. TIME.