@SondraDeeMe: I'm sorry I showed you snaps from my colonoscopy after you made me look at your ultrasound. I thought we were sharing pics of our innards.
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@BackrowSeats: The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me.
@JPHaddadio: When my neighbor's bed starts rhythmically hitting the wall, I like to drum back. Last night, we had a real jam session going.
@JermHimselfish: The eyes are the window to the soul which is why I'm throwing pebbles at your face.
@NickBossRoss: Are we sure that we're supposed to look for a human to settle down with? Cause I'm discovering I have much more in common with this blanket.