@Feenohmenal: I'm sorry I snort-laughed when you were saying your vows.
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@HonestToddler: Tonight's bedtime story was about three pigs struggling with repeat home invasions. Thanks for the new fear.
@StellaRtwot: Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.
@Prof_Hinkley: I was doing CPR on a co-worker for 5 minutes before someone told me that's just how she laughs