@IamEveryDayPpl: I'm sorry I whispered "a weem a way" over and over during your jungle safari slide show...
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@Roxtalled: Opening a Twitter account is like opening a bag of money after you rob a bank. You're happy until shit explodes in your face.
@cervixsmash: Tell someone you love them today because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing
@CMHorrocks: These racing car drivers are making a lot of pit stops. You'd think they would have went before the race.