@IamEveryDayPpl: I'm sorry I whispered "a weem a way" over and over during your jungle safari slide show...
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@djdarrellripley: Just look at all these clinical brochures I got at the Doctor. Alcohol abuse, drug abuse, unprotected sex... Sounds like a fun night!
@karencheee: Happy that I paid $ for a gym membership to exercise the little neuron in my brain that argues whether I should go to the gym every day
@shegotagronk: My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she's died so I could get out of having to go somewhere.
@withanewname: Oliver Twist: "Please sir, I want some more!?" Manger: "Kid, you do realize this is a buffet?"