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@30SecondJams: i'm sorry ms. jackson... i am
@HiddenPinky: "Nice one."
- me to my son, who is just learning to write numbers
@Iwriteforcats: We get it, Japan.
All of your cats can skateboard.
@gaynorlsimpson: When I met you I was completely blown away because the wind was ridiculous.
@Hypercraxy: I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I'm sexy." Then I just wait at green lights until I feel better about myself.
*drinks 19 cups of coffee for work
*can't stay awake
*takes a sip of coffee
I should vacuum the dog