@TheMichaelRock: I'm sorry my dollar isn't straight enough for you, homophobic vending machine.
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@Landon8426: Setting a teachers salary based on student performance is akin to paying a zookeeper based on how well the monkeys are behaving.
@mattZillaaaa: I've seen such a change in myself this past year. I've really grown a lot. I need bigger pants
@Th3BadGuy__: I asked a girl to kiss me under a mistletoe and she said she wouldn't kiss me under anesthesia.
@ChipKellysBalls: House is a mess ... Walked in the other day and there were 2 people on the couch blindfolded and filming a Fabreeze commercial