@TheMichaelRock: I'm sorry my dollar isn't straight enough for you, homophobic vending machine.
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@JimmerThatisAll: Nope. Not gonna follow anyone whose name is upside down. I got enough problems.
@juliussharpe: I have the Anne Hathaway "It came true!" reaction whenever the guy at Subway hands me my sandwich.
@simoncholland: Me: You know, one nice thing about being snowed in all weekend is we haven't had to spend any money. Wife: (clicking add to cart) So nice.