@iRowlf: I'm sorry that I gave your baby a wine cooler. I forgot that I superglued a mustache on him earlier and thought he was of legal age.
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@weirdralph: My son keeps running around naked, so I sprayed him with Windex. It's supposed to prevent streaking.
@weinerdog4life: Of course bears shit in the woods, they do most of their stuff in the woods, very few bears own a house.