@SadieSkyNinja: I'm sorry that your Facebook personality quiz matched you up with a rice cake.
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@jimmytorosian: *Buys map of world, pins it up on wall* *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands* *Visits the middle of the Atlantic Ocean*
@FrazzleMyGimp: [on Ferris wheel] ME: This is going great. MY DATE: This is so weird. UBER DRIVER: Let’s get cotton candy next.