@ElleOhHell: I'm sorry, this suitcase is overweight. You're gonna have to take some stuff out and put it in a different bag so the plane doesn't crash.
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@DanMentos: Gene Hackman is my favorite actor whose name sounds like a job description at Monsanto
@SarcasticCharm: Drank enough whiskey to talk the husband into a Titanic reenactment. He's laying in the snow and I won't share the picnic table with him.
@QueefTornado: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.