@jackmackenroth: I'm sorry we fought. I hate it when you're wrong.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@hamersauce: i show up for work with my head stuck in a turtle neck sweater with eye holes cut in it
@Lisa_Laughs_: I'm taking the soul train to Funky Town with my boogie shoes on, and the dish ran away with the goddamn spoon. This is really good weed.
@jordan_stratton: "I want frog legs." -Fancy restaurant order or the coolest plastic surgery request ever
@ConanOBrien: Great, yet another drive-in movie ruined by the neighbors saying I can't park on their lawn and watch movies through the living room window.