@jackmackenroth: I'm sorry we fought. I hate it when you're wrong.
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@just1fool: My daughter asked me if it was illegal to be blind which tells me I didn't explain "legally blind" very well.
@daemonic3: I'm a: ⚪man ⚪woman 🔘cowboy On a: ⚪skateboard ⚪carpet 🔘steel horse I: ⚪shred ⚪fly 🔘ride I'm wanted (wanted): 🔘dead 🔘alive
@TheSharona06: When taking your dog to the vet it's very important to remember to put your dog in the car.