@jackmackenroth: I'm sorry we fought. I hate it when you're wrong.
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@jonnysun: *sees a fly* ahhh *trying to swat fly* nooo *gives up* well if ur gona stay at least pay rent lol FLY: *hands me a tiny check* ME: wat the
@BarebakAssassin: Some people don't realize how grateful they should be that I'm not allowed to carry a sword in public.