@cuntrystronggal: I'm sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time.
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@seamussaid: when my daughter is mad she points at me and delivers what I can only assume is a gypsy curse
@RadBadger: Screw your Twitter Crushes and Twitter Husbands and Twitter Nemeses. I want a Twitter Penguin. I want a pet penguin, but only on Twitter.