@Jandalize: I'm sorry your wife touches the elf on the shelf more than you.
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@ninjadinosaur1: I dunno Discovery Channel, if you think crabs are the deadliest thing you can catch, you've obviously never slept with my sister Ashley.
@ChrisRGun: I don't hate people for their skin, creeds or heritage. I hate them based on how fond they are of Minions.
@ahamedweinberg: The irony of being a horse is you could lift weights all day and you will still only have 1 horsepower