@TheWriteStuff2u: I'm speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I'm going.
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@philYama: If losing a debate, end a sentence with "see what I did there?". As your opponent tries to figure it out, hit them with closest blunt object
@stacieooooo: You'd think a baby would make the perfect paperweight, but this one keeps rolling off my desk.
@Awesomemom10: Wow, I must look really hot tonight working out, everyone is totally staring at me. *walking on treadmill with a candy bar and a Pepsi