@TheWriteStuff2u: I'm speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I'm going.
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@daemonic3: Top uses for Golf Balls: 1. Describing hail storms 2. Describing tumors 3. Playing golf
@2tickytacky: I went into a store with my kid and came out with a different one by accident. This one is a keeper. He says he does brake work. Well see.
@MomOnFire: Whoever taught my five-year-old daughter how to "air quote," I need to speak with you privately.
@Bownuggets: Goodnight moon, goodnight stars, goodnight perfectly normal Purple Rain album cover where Prince's eyes follow u across the room