@ericsshadow: I'm starting to regret my "2015 FOREVER" tattoo.
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@LackOfShame: Server: Would you like another glass of wine? Me: I'm sorry, I don't have time Server: For the wine? Me: No, for silly questions
@Glitta_J: If im walking around with my arms crossed, there's a 90% chance im not mad...Im just probably not wearing a bra
@ItsAndyRyan: "The N stands for number – so no need to say 'PIN number'. "Terribly sorry, I'll start again: 'You're dead if you don't give me your PIN'.
@causticbob: Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super fun if you don't know what either of those things are.