@JohnLyonTweets: I’m starting to suspect the Christmas tradition of the kids cleaning the house for Santa while the parents nap is just something my parents made up.
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@BackrowSeats: When I watch The Walking Dead I can't help but think those zombies are in way better shape than me.
@HatfieldAnne: I don't care if you have a thousand pens at home already, when someone offers you a pen YOU TAKE THAT PEN
@primawesome: I like arugula because it's good for me, delicious, and an old fashioned car horn sound.
@MrsTomServo: Guy cut me off & I shouted, "you are unable to pleasure your wife. OR HUSBAND." Cause he needs to know I'm angry, yet progressive.