@pinupteacher: I'm starting to think I overuse exclamation points. It ends today. Right now. I'll never ever use one again. I'm so excited about it. Yes.
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@TheTweetOfGod: Journalists love covering Lindsay Lohan because what she is to actresses, they are to professions.
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