@GuyThe_Guy: I'm starting to think the guy that gave me directions to the train station was just talking to someone on his Bluetooth.
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@Donna_McCoy: There's no time capsule quite like the pocket of a coat that's been in the closet for a year.
@Mr_Kapowski: Dogs that belong to homeless people must think "just say you're sorry dude and we can sleep inside tonight"
@k_lli: It turns out the only way to get my kids to flush the toilet is for me to be showering when they use it.
@SteveSuckington: A letter to Paul from the Corinthians: Hey sup Paul. This is the Corinthians. This is my new number