@Dani_Feld: I'm starting to think the Hangover Fairy and the Angel of Death are the same person.
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@ayyyyloser: Someone just called for cleanup in the dairy aisle but I'm the only one here so I dropped the jug of milk I was holding and ran
@TheDizzyBeauty: When I'm texting, I start typing faster when i see you're typing too. Oh, IT'S ON!! #amazingrace
@Ygrene: Space Cat: *furious as he knocks items off of a shelf and they just float in place, mocking him*