@StinkyGr33n: I'm still angry about those Oreo Thins. I'm here waiting for TripleStuf and QuadrupleStuf and they're all "we went the other way with it."
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@thegreatnanak: *lying in bed This is life. I don't think I'll ever get out of bed again. *five minutes later I gotta pee.
@TattleTSister: "I don't need more than 4 hours of sleep" I say proudly while spooning dish washer detergent into my coffee.
@Tmoney68: I should have known my son was stealing from his road construction job, but every time I came home I guess I just ignored all the signs.
@DaddyJew: Judging by this line at Costco it doesn't look like I'll ever see my family again. Sweet.