@donni: "I'm still at the airport, actually." -A woman next to me on the train just now
@AristotlesNZ: Woah, woah! Lets see some I.D., Kid!
LOLZ!! Just kidding! Press that button and come on in!
@JhonRules: me: you know they never did catch the zodiac killer
guy next to me on the bus: why do you keep saying that
@kelkulus: Between IKEA and Burger King, I think it's safe to say we've all eaten entire horses by now.
@UNTRESOR: Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs.