@dinokitten: I'm still in disbelief that 9/11 coincidentally happened on September 11 (9/11)
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@SirEviscerate: [Lab] Co-worker: "Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?" Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.
@abbycohenwl: Don't do anything rash - inept doctor trying to keep a skin eruption from spreading
@RWaddell86: If I was in StarWars I would probably just be that guy that keeps turning his lightsaber on and off and on and off like a pen.