@dinokitten: I'm still in disbelief that 9/11 coincidentally happened on September 11 (9/11)
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@JustDontBugMe: When I found out that my neighbour is allergic to cats I bought one And I have never seen him since.
@TheTweetOfGod: Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty, and money can buy a lot of other really cool stuff, so try to have some at all times.
@causticbob: Breaking News. Apple is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand