@dinokitten: I'm still in disbelief that 9/11 coincidentally happened on September 11 (9/11)
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@heyevergreen: Thought I saw a brownie walk by but it was just my dog. Other than that, diet is going well.
@KyleMcDowell86: "Is Phil coming tonight?" "Phil Smith or Phil that has the eyesight of a bird?" *suddenly a man runs face first into the sliding glass door*
@kyry5: [first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* "We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?" *gets stabbed*
@babyblue0924: I'm really glad my dog doesn't tell anyone about the conversations we have together. Then people would really think I'm crazy.