@theleanover: I'm still not convinced Mitt Romney was born.
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@Elifcello: "Don't worry, I'll hold your stuff. You just worry about making friends." - Cargo Pants
@Token_Geezer: The fact that twitter is at it's busiest during working hours probably tells you all you need to know about the worlds economic problems
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: (Rushes to hospital) Dr: Your mother is extremely critical. Me: Don't overreact doctor, she's like that with everyone.