@Epygma: Im still waiting for a movie in which someone says "buy me some time" and the guy goes and buys him a clock
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@JohnHilsen: The real reason Batman only comes out at night is because he'd get disastrous tanlines wearing that mask during the day.
@Hormonella: Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt.
@thenatewolf: Go ahead, mate with someone who wears glasses, add to the degradation of our eyesight as a species. Not like there are bears we need to spot