@Epygma: Im still waiting for a movie in which someone says "buy me some time" and the guy goes and buys him a clock
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@rolldiggity: INTERVIEWER: "How would you describe yourself?" ME: "Verbally, but I've also prepared a dance."
@Snarfernini: You're nice, cute & single? Can you introduce me to your friend who looks like he'd never return my texts? Yeah the one with the girlfriend.
@StrawburyDelite: Apparently, my office doesn't think the women's restroom needs a tampon disposal, so wrapped it up and put it in their suggestion box.
@BlackCatBettie: If you have a horse and you didn't name it Edgar Allan Pony, we can't be friends.