@Epygma: Im still waiting for a movie in which someone says "buy me some time" and the guy goes and buys him a clock
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@truegritrumble: ME: Close your eyes, I got you a birthday present. SPOUSE: *closes eyes* Oh? ME: Remember how you told me you love Daft Punk? SPOUSE: No. I said I’d love for you to stop listening to Daft Punk in the car. ME: *nervously* Oh *Daft Punk slowly rises from behind the couch*
@fsuflores: An ice bucket challenge ... But for when teenagers don't want to get out of bed and get ready for school.
@MrPudmansButler: If you never used that plastic thing that keeps pizza from sticking to the box lid as GI Joe's poker table you're too mature for me.