@kcMcCowgirl: I'm straight but not "get my alibi" straight.
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@treydayway: I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning...gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head.
@maughammom: The very first thing my 3yo daughter said to me this morning was "I know how to start a fire!" so nothing you guys say today can scare me.
@BitchyJasmine: Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? His body decomposed.
@TimmyPumpkin: *licks stamp* hmmm tastes weird *mails letter* hmmm mailbox had wings *drives home on flying monkey* hmmm that wasn't a stamp