@kcMcCowgirl: I'm straight but not "get my alibi" straight.
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@JoParkerBear: Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous. You're practically begging for typos.
@michaeldean0116: A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his bum. Doctors described his condition as "stable". #manicmonday
@jonnysun: *explosiom of light* *univrse is created* *earth forms* *plants grow* *a grape fals off a vine adn drys* evreythimg hapens for a raisin