@dreamthievin: I'm such a film buff I can always tell when a fake dinosaur is used in a movie.
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@fred_dog: Do you know how many poisonous apples I'd have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?
@armyVet1972: I call my wife the iNag because she has 32GB of complaints and they're set on shuffle.