@dreamthievin: I'm such a film buff I can always tell when a fake dinosaur is used in a movie.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@shegotagronk: Realized it was time to seek help for my Twitter addiction after I opened a carton of eggs and said "Oh look, 12 new followers!"
@DillDoes: [Bar] "What'll you have" Scotch "You want it neat" No thanks *bartender throws some crumbs and hair in my whisky* Thanks
@JasonLastname: If you ever see a ghost DO NOT put a sheet over your head and make noises. They find it offensive.
@Just_Lee_: Nothing says "We have no faith in our own products" like using a 16 year old girl in your anti-aging cream commercials.