@NikiWithIssues: I'm super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape.
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@themorris23: I wish I was as committed to anything the way infomercial actors are committed to over dramatizing their reaction to household chores.
@_SingleBabyMama: A watched pot never boils. The same is also true if you forget to turn the burner on apparently.