@NickMotown: I'm sure there'll be some making distasteful jokes about Williams' death. How annoying for them that he would have thought of funnier ones.
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@OfficeofSteve: If you forget what it's like to talk on a Pay Phone, just lick the handle of a shopping cart
@KeepsItRustic: Someone praising you is also someone being judgmental. The difference is that you like the verdict this time.
@therealeatwood: Instead of complaining that it’s hard to remove glitter, accept it. Embrace it. You are a shiny person now.
@BoogTweets: If they ever invent time travel my dad would still insist on leaving early to avoid traffic