@littlekitnerboy: I'm surprised God doesn't make Christian Rock Bands sound better.
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@ohheyohhihello: SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: What would you like- ME: I'D LIKE TO CREATE A SHOW ABOUT A DOG WHO FLIPS HOUSES SE: -on your sandwich? ME: FIXER PUPPER
@ItsJayWhittaker: "You miss 100% of the shots you never take." - Wayne Gretzky "You miss 100% of the shots you DO take." - Stormtroopers
@crunchenhanced: [ In bed, trying to find a cold spot ] Ahhhh, there it is... Wife: Get off of me!!