@lacybronze1: I'm surprised more killers haven't lured their victims into their houses by blind folding them and promises of being on a febreze commercial
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@david8hughes: [batteries in my TV remote die for the first time since I bought it 4 years ago] "Useless piece of shit."
@1evilidiot: It's funny when you tell someone that you don't like people, they always think you mean other people.
@perhapssomeday: No one who heard me talking to my dog would assume that English is my first language.
@nerdreign: Some days it's little things, the tone of his voice or his words when we're alone, that help me realize I'd rather have the insurance money.