@DawnLovesZombie: I'm surprised the sloths made it to the ark in time.
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@sploosk: The only time my wife will ever scream "DEEPER, DEEPER" is when they are lowering my casket into the ground
@Chicken_Hawk38: I only had one beer Cupcake Can i call you Cupcake? No?? Okay, I only had one beer Officer.
@nerdonfire1: Apparently, the words "I'd still hit it" are words best kept to yourself at a funeral