@Angrea: I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs...But I totally trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.
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@Iwriteforcats: Son: Dad, you work so hard and never get any credit. You're like a superhero! Dad: Nice try. You're still not getting the Internet password.
@Schmoodles: I finally decided to unfollow someone who hasn't tweeted in a year. They'll probably come back tomorrow & make me look like a real c**t.
@Vice_Queen: Imagine meeting the person of your dreams and then finding out they use cutlery to eat a burger.
@ashleyaustrew: "I don't know the government, and I'm not giving them any of my coins." - my 4yo after I explained taxes