@Angrea: I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs...But I totally trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.
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@rickolantern: I'll bet when two cannibals get trapped in an elevator going to lunch, around the fifth minute, things start getting a little weird.
@shivillex: Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside..
@2p2TrollCat: Arrived home super drunk. Put the turkey in the oven and went up and banged my wife. Woke up next to the turkey. Afraid to check the oven.