@billcheek26: I'm taking my niece and nephew to the corn maze today. If I can't lose them there, I'll try the mall again.
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@JanelSantaCruz: "What about flying rats with no poop muscles and scissors for mouths?" - God creating birds
@LoveNLunchmeat: All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap.
@MinedOvaMatter: I saw her biting her bottom lip so I threw her a cupcake. Poor girl must have been starving.