@MKupperman: I'm taking part in a scavenger hunt. I have already killed twelve scavengers
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@IanDouglasTerry: Dude yelled "Fight me like a man" at me, so I held him down and marginalized him for a thousand years.
@blade_funner: [GOD CREATING BEES] G: Super important A: k G: And their spit tastes delicious. A....k G: But they're so *clenches fists* angry
@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: What happens when you die? Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?
@weinerdog4life: Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important. Did you ever think about that you big jerk.