@Brianhopecomedy: I'm teaching my 2 year old about currency so I can figure out what coin she just swallowed.
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@Cali_Kid_Mike: "You clean up nicely", is just a polite way of saying, "You usually look like shit."
@ArfMeasures: BOSS: What's going on here? ME: Dave's mad because he specifically labelled his sandwich in the fridge and I accidentally- DAVE: Not accidentally, on purpose!! ME: ugh ok FINE. And I, "on purpose", slept with his wife
@JKickinit30: You can't control what people say or do. The only thing you can control is how much accelerant to use.